I’ll Never Poop Alone Again
Today I tried to poop all by myself. Then the baby started screaming so I plopped him in his chair, so he could see me. Then the dog came in to get pet. I suppose this is my new normal.
Hi! My name is Alex Turner. I’m a journalist turned stay at home mom living the (chaotic) dream keeping three kiddos, a rescue dog, a husband and way too many plants alive. Join me as I share my honest, funny and frustrating journey through motherhood and life.